Alec Baldwin’s Hurricane Irene Tweets

It’s finally over and by all measure, the Hamptons survived. And looking back on how we all handled the news that a large hurricane was coming our way, we can all laugh at ourselves, and we can especially laugh at some of the Tweets out there before the hurricane hit us.

But now that’s it’s over, it’s nice to look at what was being said about the hurricane before it hit us. And there is nothing funnier out there than the tweets that Alec Baldwin errr, tweeted, about hurricane Irene. Below are the tweets he made before, during and after the storm. [expand]

Alec Baldwin Tweets:

Alec Baldwin
Home in NY where hurricanes just aren’t the same. No dune erosion, no shutters rattling. No neighbors calling, asking u 2 board their horse.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Nobu 57 is closed. Closed! I mean, just kill me, why dontcha?
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Just arrived back into a post-Irene NY. I found the hurricane…..draining.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Beach Lane, Wainscott: yfrog.com/h7gtxdrpj
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
I can’t play First Responders:Soho Flood Alert on Wii. That’s it. I’m switching. I’m pro-nuke now.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Today is an excellent closet cleaning day.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Lots of limbs down. No flooding. 1 window blew out of sun room. Only problem is power’s out. I can’t play Mayor’s Hurricane Bunker on Wii.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
It sounds like waves breaking outside my window and it’s the wind.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Fuque.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
@SamRyanSports@AlecBaldwin Yup…heard that thunder! Stay safe!” U 2, Sam!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Say…hello…to my little friend!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
OH BABY!!!! Here it comes!!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Riding out the storm w @hilariathomas in East Hampton. Tomorrow…. yoga on surfboards!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Seated at Nick and Toni’s w @hilariathomas , sweatin’ out the hurricane. If we go, we’re goin’ in style.
@AlecBaldwin Why can’t Rick perry just hang the hurricane? That’s what he did to solve every problem in Texas.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
@TooManyCubits@AlecBaldwin How are you preparing for Irene?” I flossed, put on some Ban Powder Fresh, and bought her some peonies. You?
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
I am watching the news and it is giving me a whopping headache.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
@IrelandBBaldwin: Headed home from mammoth” Drive carefully, bee
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
@hilariathomas and I bravely holding down our posts here in East Hampton. Actually, we’re having breakfast.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin

@
@heather_lowe_ I wait for some news Evacuation won’t do Irene, you fierce bitch
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Brasky once hoisted his jockstrap and sailed ’round the Horn!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Brasky once lassoed a hurricane and made it vacuum out his F-150
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
@The_Panoptic1@AlecBaldwin Complete sentence: “Bill Brasky once looked in2 eye of hurricane and…” Quieted it’s fury with a stony glare!
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin

@
@DiscipleOfTodd …I have water, batteries, a scrabble dictionary, peanut M&Ms, a copy of Decision Points and a Thigh Master.
Alec Baldwin
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Is the storm coming here? IS THE STORM COMING HERE?!?! AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

 

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