The Hamptons are back in primetime tonight—well, at least ABC’s Revenge version of the Hamptons—and Emily Vancamp is packing heat in the episode called “Betrayal.” That’s reason enough to tune in, but we have one more.
The accuracy, or lack thereof, of Hamptons locales is irrelevant at this point. Every week we watch in giddy anticipation of how many times we’ll hear “welcome to the Hamptons,” how many corny seafaring references are made, how many times Madeline Stowe stares ominously out a window…the list goes on and on. It feels as if some sort of Revenge drinking game is evolving, but if you’ve already invented one, we’d love to hear about it. If we don’t hear by next week’s episode, we may well have to share one of our own.