This Thing Is God’s Gift To The Dan’s Papers Office

I honestly don’t know how I lived before the Keurig machine. Is anybody else as obsessed with this machine as I am?

I remember vividly giving up on old and stale coffee by the late afternoon. And I’d be annoyed spending 7 bucks a day on three cups of coffee. I like to do decaf, 7 bucks a day for three cups of decaf coffee is just dumb.

But this Keurig machine is the greatest thing ever. First of all, loading it up is as satisfying as loading a gun. I feel like I’m about to launch a rocket when I lock and load this thing. And then at the push of a button, like magic, I get a hot cup of coffee.

Ah February in the Hamptons, the things that get me excited these days…


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