Countdown to the 12-21-12 Apocalypse: TV Party

Thanks, everyone for not commenting on our Top 10 yesterday.

Not.

As Friday, December 21, 2012 and the end of the world approaches, we’re hoping the lack of participation is because you finally got the message. Let’s hope it’s not apathy or because you’re to busy doing mind-numbing and regrettable things while sitting on the cusp of Armageddon.

Tomorrow is your last full day on earth. Use it wisely! It’s almost too late for the vice and madness we’ve been promoting. So hold onto your loved ones. Enjoy them before the end comes.

Well, either that or start panicking and run naked and screaming down the street.

DAY 9

The proof that Doomsday is coming on 12-21-12 is quite clear today.

Our planet doesn’t have a chance when less than 72 hours remained for civilization last night, yet citizens spent their valuable remaining hours watching Little People, Big World: Wedding Farm and singing competitions The Voice and X-Factor on TV instead of enjoying the East End’s beautiful beaches and bountiful nature.

It should be noted that The Voice judge Cee Lo Green was already dressed for the post-apocalyptic world last night, a la Mad Max and The Road Warrior.

Cee Lo Green demonstrates 12-21-12 style on The Voice
Photo: Trae Patton/NBC

While we can’t knock The Voice finale winner Cassadee Pope’s singing ability, the fact that Terry McDermott lost can’t bode well for the future of humanity. After all, he did put Paul McCartney back on the charts.

And wasn’t it Sir Paul that helped God give us our last gift before the earth opens up and the seas engulf us all?

The Mayan calendar is ticking away.

Brace yourself.

Check back tomorrow for DAY 10, the conclusion of our Countdown to the 12-21-12 Apocalypse.

Read earlier evidence: DAY 1DAY 2DAY 3DAY 4DAY 5, DAY 6DAY 7, DAY 8

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