Got a Tennis Court? Want to Play Naked Tennis? Call this Guy

There is a man looking to play and teach naked tennis in the Hamptons. Yes, naked. As in no clothes on. As in playing tennis completely nude with an  instructor. This man has a naked tennis business and he is in search of a private estate in the Hamptons with a tennis court where he can flap around his racket. He posted an ad on craigslist recently, so you know it’s legit.

Interested?

I need a PRIVATE TENNIS COURT for erotic venture (Anywhere)

This is likely going to sound crazy, but I am looking for a private tennis court (ideally in someone’s backyard) to teach nude tennis lessons on. There would be no sex or any illegal activity whatsoever. I would just be teaching tennis lessons naked and the clients would have the option to be naked. The lessons would not start until April 1st. In exchange, I would give the court owner a mutually agreed upon percentage of my earnings from these lessons.

For obvious reasons, the court would need to be secluded and away from public viewing. So if you live in Westchester, Southern CT, NJ, Hamptons, etc and have a court, this could be a great way for you to make a lot of money.

I am a 26-year-old male, a licensed tennis instructor and in good shape. Please contact me for more specifics if interested. Thanks!

  • Location: Anywhere
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: Mutually agreed upon percentage of all earnings

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