If You Have Sex and Do Drugs at a Nude Beach, Authorities Will Shut You Down

Over in Wisconsin, there is news today that a nude beach has been shut down on weekdays because there has been too much sex and drugs going on there.

Nudists from all over head out to the Town of Mazomanie in Wisconsin where people get naked, run out to the sandbar, have sex, then do drugs. The police have had enough of it, and the state Department of Natural Resources said they are closing down the beach.

The following is my favorite part of the story…

A guy named Bob Morton, who is the Executive Director of the Austin, Texas based group known as the Naturist Action Committee was quoted on csmonitor.com. “Honestly, we’re on their side when it comes to enforcing things that are lewd and lascivious,” Morton said. “There’s something to be said about consulting the users of the place. There’s got to be more to this somewhere.”

I think that anybody who is the executive director of a group known as the Naturist Action Committee, would probably be a fun guy to have at a Hamptons fundraiser.

One can dream.

Here in the Hamptons, I personally cannot think of any beaches where it is completely accepted to go all nude. The only beach that comes to mind is Two Mile Hollow Beach in Amagansett, where I’m pretty sure people into that sort of thing would go, but I don’t think it ever got out of hand. To be honest, I don’t have any real desire to go to a nude beach, it’s not as sexy as it sounds, I’d bet.

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