The Hamptons Is Walken in a Winter Wonderland

Snow is freaking DUMPING on the Hamptons right now. Every year, for whatever reason, I get terrified about global warming because I think it ISN’T snowing enough in early winter. And then at the end of winter, the almighty reminds us that he still likes dump snow on the ground.

If you are happy about the storm today, I present condescending Willy Wonka to tell you how I feel about you right now…

Do you know why I hate the snow right now? It’s mainly because…

Okay, maybe I’m not shoveling every day, but I am definitely suffering from the following First-World problem…

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