New Law Involving Beach Blanket Locations

Please be aware of the new law that has been passed involving beach blanket locations here in the Hamptons this summer.  Celebrities will use white blankets and will be at the far right of the beach. The Wealthy will use green blankets and will also be on the right, between the celebrities and the lifeguard stand. The Singles will use red blankets and will be at the far left of the beach. And the Locals will use yellow blankets and will be on the left between the Singles and the lifeguard stand. Please look at your beach sticker and note the color you’ve been assigned. It’s the small dot on the lower left. Only bring beach blankets in the color you have been assigned.

 

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