Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Spending Christmas Together…But Not in the Hamptons?

The Hamptons is one of the most beautiful places in the world to spend the holidays—but it appears Jennifer Lopez didn’t get the memo.

Instead of enjoying our lovely lighted streets and the possibility of a white Christmas at her Water Mill estate, Lopez will likely spent the holiday in Los Angeles with ex-husband Marc Anthony and their 5-year-old twins Max and Emme. Oh, and JLo’s boyfriend Casper Smart. Oh, and don’t forget Anthony’s new girlfriend Chloe Green.

A source told The Sun newspaper that Lopez, 44, and Anthony, 45, are on good terms and they will probably get on swimmingly—new loves and all (we’re paraphrasing here). The magazine said Green, a Brit and 22-year-old heiress to the Topshop fortune, will miss Christmas in Barbados, but it seems she and Smart are being good sports in order to allow twins Max and Emme a chance to spend Christmas with both their parents.

The real question: Will Casper be buying gifts for Marc and Chloe? Will Chloe buy gifts for JLo and Casper? Will Marc buy a gift for Casper? Will JLo buy a gift for Chloe? The possibilities are so exciting!

Imagine this big, happy extended family sitting around the gas-powered fire…

Casper: “Here, Marc, enjoy this book about how to improve your lovemaking skills.”

Marc: “Oh, Casper, you kidder!”

Chloe: “I wish I was in Barbados right now. But I got you this book about aging gracefully—it should come in handy.”

JLo: “That is soooo funny, Chloe! Now go sit at the children’s table. You too, Casper!”

Perhaps a quiet Christmas in Water Mill isn’t completely out of the question?

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