Love Poems to a Hamptons Winter

The Hamptons locals have a love-hate relationship with winter. This Valentine’s Day, enjoy these nine Hamptons-inspired poems.

  • Roses are red
    Violets smell funky
    It would be nice if the town
    Could plow better than a monkey

  • Roses are red
    Violets are fine
    Get me to Wölffer tonight
    I need to drink lots of wine

  • Roses are red
    Violets are nice
    If it snows one more time
    I'll put my head in a vice

  • Roses are red
    Tumbleweed Tuesday was the best
    But I’m bored right now
    So give me citidiots and all the rest

  • Roses are red
    Every shop is dark
    But on the bright side
    There are places to park

  • Roses are red
    Violets are on tap
    Let’s go out tonight
    For free drinks and half off apps

  • Roses are red
    Traffic is gone
    I can drive to Montauk
    But I’d prefer West Palm

  • Roses are red
    Violets are not
    Remember the time
    When “above freezing” didn't feel hot?

  • Roses are red
    My arms are so sore
    From shoveling and shoveling
    It’s such a bore

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