Hillary, Gwyneth and More Hamptons Celebs Raise a Few Questions

How many political strings were pulled by those who have the wherewithal to pull such strings to get a good spot in line for Hillary Clinton’s book signing at BookHampton on Saturday? And how many people who got a book signed are going to read it rather than put it on the shelf like a trophy? Speaking of brushes with big-time politicians…

Did the Secret Service ask that the Agawam Ferry not be launched until after Joe Biden left from his Hamptons vacation? Could the Agawam Ferry possibly move so fast that it would pose a national security risk? As for other Hamptons security issues…

Did a string of thieves, or a crime ring, or whatever you want to call it, really cause the Kardashians to halt filming in the Hamptons? Could robbery whispers possibly impact property values? Not likely, at least not in Quogue…

Would you rather own a house owned by Susan Lucci or Tina Brown? Who would you rather own a home next to? Since both are selling their digs in Quogue—Lucci for $20 million, Brown for $12 million—we figured we’d ask. Or maybe you’d rather move to Amagansett…

Is Gwyneth Paltrow going to invite Glee producer Brad Falchuk out for a weekend in the Hamptons? Is Gwyneth’s ex Chris Martin going to invite Jennifer Lawrence? Would the four of them out to dinner constitute unconscious doublecoupling?

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