25 More Best Modern Seinfeld Tweets
Popular Twitter account @SeinfeldToday is a boon to fans of Seinfeld, the classic sitcom from East Hampton’s Jerry Seinfeld.
The tweets imagine what Jerry, George Kramer and Elaine would be up to today. We once ran down the The 25 Best Modern Seinfeld Tweets. Now, we gather 25 more.
George’s Facebook photo is used in online ads for penis enlargement. Kramer tries to pumpkin spice every food.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) September 9, 2014
Elaine goes nuts trying to analyze her boyfriend’s one word text. “You can’t send the letter K with a period! A period is too aggressive!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 21, 2014
Kramer rents out his apartment every night on Airbnb & lives in the hallway. K:“I’m making cash hand over fist, Jerry!” J:“You’re homeless!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 3, 2014
Elaine is convinced that a vintage store is stealing her clothes. When the train gets stuck, George gets caught peeing between subway cars.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) September 18, 2014
Jerry’s GF dumps him when he tweets a joke making fun of Beyoncé. J:”I don’t get it!” E:”People don’t like jokes about their religion.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) August 25, 2014
Kramer is paranoid that autocorrect is trying to read his mind. Jerry’s GF makes him do a juice cleanse. It slowly drives him crazy.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 10, 2014
Newman reads the Game Of Thrones books just to spoil the new season for Jerry. Kramer sells the milk from his finished bowls of cereal.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 4, 2014
Kramer is insanely paranoid that everything on April Fools is a prank. J:“ We’re going to the coffee shop. Want to come?” K:“WHO’S ASKING?!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 1, 2014
Elaine’s boyfriend won’t stop posting BuzzFeed quiz results. “Stop it! You’re none of these people! And you’re a grown man! ”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 25, 2014
Kramer gets a job directing traffic at the Trader Joe’s checkout lines, but the power goes to his head. Elaine’s BF gets too into “juicing.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 29, 2014
George gets mugged but is so broke & has such a crappy phone the mugger let’s him keep it all. Jerry learns he’s not funny in text messages.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) January 6, 2014
Jerry’s gf always ignores his calls and texts him back instead. J:“I don’t get it. Is my voice that annoying?!” *awkward silence* E: “Well…”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 18, 2013
George gets an OkCupid message from an ex who dumped & doesn’t remember him. George goes on the date so HE can dump HER. She dumps him again
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) December 12, 2013
Jerry’s blind date shows up drunk and heckles the screen during 12 Years A Slave. Kramer creates an app that gives you ideas for other apps.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) November 10, 2013
George’s GF is going as a “sexy gymnast” for Halloween. J: “How much sexier can a gymnast be? What’s she going to do, naked cartwheels?”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) October 31, 2013
Elaine’s obsessed w/ the Royal Baby. Kramer takes bets on its name. J:I don’t know. Ralph? K:Ralph?! You’re throwing your money away, Jerry!
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) July 22, 2013
Kramer tries to help a bodega cat escape. Jerry notices that his gf isn’t following him on Twitter, becomes obsessed with figuring out why.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 10, 2013
Jerry dumps his gf for leaning on the pole on the subway. “What are you doing?! The pole is supposed to be shared. You’re spooning with it!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 9, 2013
George discovers WebMD, is convinced he’s dying. “Could I have cancer, malaria, AND smallpox? Because THAT’S WHAT THIS IS TELLING ME JERRY!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 8, 2013
George doubts the validity of a grocer’s organic claims.”He just puts a sticker on the regular fruit and BOOM! More expensive! It’s a scam!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 3, 2013
Elaine dumps a guy who won’t stop talking about how much better In-N-Out is than anything in New York. “We get it. You like their burgers!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 2, 2013
Bania does Jerry’s new material on the Tonight Show, claims it was an April Fools’ Day prank. J:”This day doesn’t have that kind of power!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 1, 2013
George dumps his gf because her coffee order is too long. “She wrote it for me once. It was a paragraph! You get one sentence, that’s it!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) March 26, 2013
Jerry swears off texting women. “I’m back to the phone! With the phone, you worry once a day and you’re done. With texting, it never ends.”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) May 2, 2013
George goes crazy when his gf’s chat window says she’s “typing” for hours. He confronts her. Turns out she just bumped a key. She dumps him.
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) April 12, 2013