***“Mom, Dad, I just want to say, you gotta get me a smart phone. I can’t start school with this lame flip phone. It’ll cost $199.” “I’m sorry, Joey, I thought for a minute you were going to... Read More
When you want to convince your husband to stop repairing the old boat that he keeps because of its sentimental value, he and his father fished in it, his grandfather fell overboard and cracked his head on a cleat, etc...
1. Take the silver foil liners from his cigarette packs and make them int... Read More