Will Avicii Play Again in the Hamptons?

He will if the powers that be hear the pleas and prayers of thousands of fans. Avicii whipped the crowd into a frenzy on Monday night at AFTEE’s Nile Rodgers concert, spinning “Lay Me Down,” his new collaboration with Rodgers and Adam Lambert (watch the Avicii-Lambert-Rodgers video here). Now everybody I know is already itching for another Avicii show here on the East End. But where?

•The Stephen Talkhouse? Known for surprise sets from some of the biggest acts in the world—hey, Jimmy Buffett was just there!—the Amagansett music mecca might not have the right vibe for the house-pumping beats the Swedish DJ delivers. Maybe a place like…

•Neptune? Two years ago, Avicii had the crowd at Neptune going crazy. Of course, Betty White reading The Fountainhead could get the crowd at Neptune going crazy, and this would be a crowd of thousands upon thousands. Maybe some more wide-open space, a space like…

•Wölffer Estate Vineyard? Okay, now we have the acreage, and since he’s already done Martha Clara Vineyards on the North Fork, a South Fork winery seems only fair. But if Avicii is going to come to Sagaponack, surely he’d go a little farther west to play…

•Dan’s Papers. Have you seen that great lawn space of ours?