Kan't Find Kardashians in Hamptons Any Longer

And then there were none. Kardashians, that is. The famous family has packed up and headed out of the Hamptons. Khloé, Kourtney, we hardly knew ye—which isn’t what much of the local crowd was anticipating (read: fearing) when it was announced that the reality-show siblings would be taking a spot on Jobs Lane for their Dash boutique pop-up (which is still part of the shopping scene, for now) and filming around the East End for their show Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons.

There were no paparazzi-fueled melees, no rowdy crowds blocking off streets and sidewalks, no influx of frenzied fans. Aside from a minor dust-up over an appearance at Indian Wells Beach, a reported theft at the North Sea home they rented and those #NoDash stickers that made a brief showing around various Hamptons locales, things were fairly quiet. They dined out at spots like 75 Main and Sant Ambroeus, inspired selfies on Instagram, posed for photos with the public, filmed with Mayor Epley, attended the requisite star-studded benefits, celebrated a birthday, wound up on the set of Royal Pains, got sister Kim Kardashian to come visit and gave us reason to begin more words with the letter K than we thought possible.

We kan’t wait to see how it all gets kut together when Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons hits the small screen.