Bravo Debuts 'Real Housewives of New York City' Season 9 Trailer

Bethenny’s crying. Jill’s back! But where’s Jules?

Bravo has debuted the first trailer for the new season of The Real Housewives of New York City. Rather than give a blow-by-blow description of the two-minute video, we’ll just leave you with a few quotes and let you decide who said what.

“I’ll tell you how I’m doing. Not well, bitch!”

“You’re like a curator. Of c-ck.”

“Oh, god no. My daughter would never act like like us.”

“Do you have a mugshot?”

“It would take balls.”

“I think I was allergic to his sperm.”

“We made love but we did not kiss.”

“She had the whole world at her fingertips and crashed and burned.”

“Sorry if I caused you any drama.”

Season 9 of The Real Housewives of New York City stars Dorinda Medley, Luann D’Agostino, Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan and newcomer Tinsley Mortimer. Jill Zarin will guest-star. Hamptonite Jules Wainstein will not return. Catch the premiere on April 5.

Check out the insane trailer below.